"Hey there Mom! How's it going? Oh yeah, time to eat peas and rice cereal. I'm game."
Mom needs to stop babying me, I can definitely feed myself. Look, she took off all my clothes! What is she, crazy? I can totally do this without making a mess. But then again, maybe she just wants to look at my chunky body. And really, can you blame her?
Thank you for the diversion big sister Grace. I have attained the spoon.
I snapped this great photo of myself when mom wasn't looking. See, I got the food REALLY close to my mouth. I even stashed some under one of my chins so I will smell really great later.
Here I am pretending to be sorry that I covered myself in peas, but, secretly, I am loving it.
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