A few months ago, Andrew brought home this cute little card for Kevin. That is batman on the front, you can tell by the "long ears" coming out of the top of his head. It is super cute and Kevin wanted to save it. Who wouldn't?
So it sat in our bedroom. And sat. And sat. Whenever I would ask him to do something with it, he would say, "Ok" and move it to another surface in the room. Dresser to dresser to nightstand to dresser to dresser...you get the idea.
Well one day I had seen enough of this yellow card, so I said, "If you do not do something with this @#&$^*#@*#&^$^# card, I am going to %^#*@(#)%*@&!^$$. So Kevin said, "I have a special spot I put stuff like this." He walks into his closet and puts it on a shelf.
Basically his special spot is a shelf in his closet where he shoves crap. And it is not more than three feet from where this card has been sitting, driving me crazy, for weeks. Anyways, thought I would check out what else he finds "special".
1. A unopened children's Christmas CD. Uh okay. Goodwill pile.
2. A current credit card and three checkbooks for my bank account. What are you doing with this Kevin? Are you stealing from me? Secret spending habit?
3. A bumper sticker to a restaurant we like to visit in Hilton Head. Didn't really take you for a bumper sticker kinda guy, but alrighty then. When this actually makes its way to your bumper, I am sure the proprietors of the Sea Shack will appreciate all the advertising you are doing for them. From 1000 miles away.
3. A stack of old coupons, membership cards and gift cards. All expired 2009 or earlier. The Blockbuster card intrigued me, I had to check it out. It is filthy. It is laminated. It must be really old. Well there is no expiration date on it but it is your MOM's card. So, please return this to your mom and give her money for any outstanding late fees.
5. The empty box for a cold weather face mask. We were sent this face mask a few years ago by one of Kevin's college friends who thought the guy on the box looks exactly like Kevin. And I totally agree. Spot on. Total look alike. But why keep it Kevin? The only reason I can come up with is that you have added "male model" to your resume, and you need to keep this as proof?
To be fair, this is a picture of my dining room. I still haven't put my house back together after Christmas.
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Yeah yea, pretty bad. But whatever, at least I don't hoard garbage in my closet.
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